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31 January 2008
Watts & Waggs - Hypnotist Dilemma
Yet another extraordinary meeting, oops!!! sorry Jaff seminar was called after the last show in the club lead to some radical behaviour. Gwyn (Iron-sides) Edwards the club legal eagle said he was looking into the possibility of suing the agency. The problems came to light when club coach Grant Robson had a phone call from the Ynysddu Welfare football team. They informed him that Ashley Reed had been found on their bus as they pulled into Breacon claiming he was Ryan Giggs and and wanted to play for them. When Robson arrived in the club he found Joe Watts walking around the room asking everyone " have you seem my budgie ". As Robo was about to sort out the situation young Nathan Jones bumped into him and when he was told him he would be going on 2nd half his reply was "that's ok I can fly now ".
The seminar came to an abrupt halt when Rhino arrived wearing a short pink mini skirt, stockings, crop top and high heeled shoes. Edwards said that's it, the club will definitely have to sue! Ken Thomas, always the gentleman, got up and pulled a chair out for Rhino to sit down and asked the secretary to move on to the next item. As the committee huddled together to decide how much to drop the price of lager, beer and Magners this coming International weekend, Dawn entered the room. On seeing the huddle she asked, what on earth are you lot doing ? voting for a new Pope or deciding the new hand shake of the Masons. Rhino got up and turned around to see who was there and on seeing him she screamed and was last seen running from the club.
Shaun Phillips informed the rest of the committee that the players would like to know where Phil Harvey gets the blue tablets from that he gives them before kick off. They are concerned that since they have been taking them three players, Arnie, Byron and Barry have become fathers, Lawson said there is no need to worry as all the committee take them as well and all our wives are very happy!!!.
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